Divorce jokes October 19, 2026Joko What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile. Spread the loveWhat do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile.
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the sockets go with the house.
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko A hillbilly walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: “May I help you?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces”. Attorney: “Well do you have any grounds?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I got about a hundred acres.” Attorney: “No, you dont understand, do you have a case?” Hillbilly: “No, I dont have a Case, but I have a John Deere.” Attorney: “I mean, do you have a grudge?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I got a grudge. Thats where I park my John Deere.” Attorney: “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?” Hillbilly: “Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.” Attorney: “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?” Hillbilly: “No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.” Attorney: “Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?” Hillbilly: “No shes a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger . Thats why I want this dayvorce.”
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko Question: Why is divorce so expensive?Answer: Because its worth it.
