Bicycle jokes October 19, 2026Joko 3 things I hate: 1. lists 2. irony 3. shitposts on /r/jokes Spread the love3 things I hate: 1. lists 2. irony 3. shitposts on /r/jokes
Bicycle jokes October 21, 2026Joko The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -“Geez, are you lucky.” The cyclist says. -“What do you mean by lucky ?” The pedestrian angrily asks. “I got hurt really bad.” -“Ah, youre lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus.”
Bicycle jokes October 21, 2026Joko A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. “Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. “Its a `thank you present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl Ive been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird…” “Tell us!” “Well”, he starts, “yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that she had passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to thank me in person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her bicycle. But when I had let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes off, lay down on my bed, smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me whatever you desire!” One of his friends remarks: “You made a really smart choice when you took the bicycle.” “Yeah”, another friend adds, “just imagine how silly you would have looked in a girls clothes – and they wouldnt have fit you anyway!”
