Accountant jokes October 19, 2026Joko Don’t you just hate it when… people don’t finish their Spread the loveDon’t you just hate it when… people don’t finish their
Accountant jokes October 21, 2026Joko A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to “The Unknown Soldier”. At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: “Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg”.The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name.The resident replied, “As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant-Oy! He was something.”
Accountant jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just assume its changed.
Accountant jokes October 21, 2026Joko An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation.”It was late at night” says the pilot, “Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings.””Im sorry,” says the auditor, “but youll have to bear the cost yourself.””The cost of what?” asks the pilot.”Of the bearings you lost.”
