Marriage jokes October 19, 2026Joko How much is a metric fuck-ton? A shitload. Spread the loveHow much is a metric fuck-ton? A shitload.
Marriage jokes October 21, 2026Joko Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didnt have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didnt have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
Marriage jokes October 21, 2026Joko The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “Ivefound a woman just like mother!” His father replied, “So what doyou want from me, sympathy?”
Marriage jokes October 21, 2026Joko The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. “Dont be to mad at Dave,” a friend told her. “He did a terrific job. Id be glad to have him usher at my wedding.” “Yeah,” Betty replied, “I wish he had been an usher at mine.”
