Military jokes October 19, 2026Joko How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus? Poke ’em on. Spread the loveHow do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus? Poke ’em on.
Military jokes October 21, 2026Joko – Who likes music? – asks a commander.- Two soldiers step forward.- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Military jokes October 21, 2026Joko During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.”You simpleton!” the officer barked. “Dont you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?””Yes sir,” the solder answered apologetically. “But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But When two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, “Lets eat one now and save the other until winter — that did it.”
Military jokes October 21, 2026Joko While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s. As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place… Tower: “Sir, do you need any assistance?” Cobra: “I dont know Tower, we aint done crashin yet.”
