Aviation jokes October 19, 2026Joko I only have a beard so I can scratch it while I judge. Spread the loveI only have a beard so I can scratch it while I judge.
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, wont you?”All I can say maam,” said the pilot, “is that Ive never left anyone up there yet!”
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko Little boy to airline pilot: “Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting.” Pilot: “Not if I do it right.”
