College jokes October 19, 2026Joko How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone. Spread the loveHow do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone.
College jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
College jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
College jokes October 21, 2026Joko The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?” At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Er… How much for a season pass?”
