Lawyer jokes October 19, 2026Joko What’s infinite times better than the Super Bowl? The Hyperbole Spread the loveWhat’s infinite times better than the Super Bowl? The Hyperbole
Lawyer jokes October 21, 2026Joko A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4:30 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury. The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the judge back to the courtroom. The trial was over in about 10 minutes and it was very clear that the defendant was guilty. The jury went into the jury-room, the judge started getting ready to go home, and everyone waited. After nearly three hours, the judge was totally out of patience and sent the bailiff into the jury-room to see what was holding up the verdict. When the bailiff returned, the judge said, “Well have the y got a verdict yet?” The bailiff shook his head and said, “Verdict? Hell, theyre still doing nominating speeches for the foremans position!”
Lawyer jokes October 21, 2026Joko “How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. “My dear woman,” lawyer replied, “Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question.”
Lawyer jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.
