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IDK why everyone is sad about Whitney Houston dying
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you!
Why do you never play hide &amp
Just downloaded the Lana Del Rey emoticon pack: Sad :| Happy :| Scared :| Excited :| Surprised :| Giving birth
I like my women like I like my wine 6 years old and stolen from the supermarket
So I just had a very awkward conversation with a bulimic over lunch. It’s safe to say
Stallone took home the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor. Should sit nicely next to his Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film
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I used to do this impression where I was a blind anaesthetist

Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question?” – Discuss. After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.” The student received an “A” on the exam. A Boston brokerage house advertised for a “young Harvard graduate or the equivalent.” Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad. He said, “Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time?”

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Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Dont worry, son. Your mother will come back. Shes only bringing people babies and making them happy.”The next night, its fathers turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying, “Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now hes bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.”A few days later, the storks parents are desperate: their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where hes been all night.The baby stork says, “No where. Just scaring the hell out of college students!”

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