College jokes October 19, 2026Joko My Christmas tree is on a timer It lights up everyday at 4:20 Spread the loveMy Christmas tree is on a timer It lights up everyday at 4:20
College jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Now my motto in life,” said the school chaplain, “is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?””My motto is let bygones be bygones.””Thats good. Why did you choose that?””Then I wouldnt have to take any history classes!”
College jokes October 21, 2026Joko College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. “What kind of pie do you call this?” asked one student indignantly.”Whats it taste like?” asked the cook.””Glue!””Then its apple pie the plum pie tastes like soap.”
College jokes October 21, 2026Joko A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: Thats great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!
