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IDK why everyone is sad about Whitney Houston dying

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you!

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Just downloaded the Lana Del Rey emoticon pack: Sad :| Happy :| Scared :| Excited :| Surprised :| Giving birth

I like my women like I like my wine 6 years old and stolen from the supermarket

So I just had a very awkward conversation with a bulimic over lunch. It’s safe to say

Stallone took home the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor. Should sit nicely next to his Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film

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I used to do this impression where I was a blind anaesthetist

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October 19, 2026Joko

Mark Twain Quote “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”

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Mark Twain Quote “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”

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October 21, 2026Joko

Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop…suddenly the Towns Fire Alarm went off … one jumped up and headed for the door … his friend shouted, “Hey, Tom, I didnt know you were a fireman!”Tom replied, “Im not, but my girlfriends husband is…”

Firefighter jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof.When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket.The brunette jumped. As she was falling swoosh the firefighters pulled the blanket away and she landed on the street like a brick.The firefighters then held the blanket back up and the Chief told the redhead to jump.”No way! I saw what you did to my friend.” exclaimed the redhead.”I am sorry” said the Chief, “My wife was a brunette and she divorced me. I just dont like brunettes. We have no problems with redheads….jump its your only chance.”So the redhead jumped. On the way down swoosh the firefighters pulled the blanket away and she hit the pavement like a tomato!”The firefighters a gain held up the blanket and the Chief told the blonde to jump. The fire was getting worse and her only chance of survival was to jump.”No I am not jumping. I saw what you did to my two friends.””Im sorry” said the Chief, “I explained what happened to the brunette and when the redhead jumped we were a little distracted. It will not happen again, just jump!”The blonde thought for a moment. “OK Ill jump – but first I want you to lay the blanket on the ground, back away, and then Ill jump into it.”

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October 21, 2026Joko

During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black man burst through the crowd and shouted to the women. He said that he was a professional football player and that he could catch the baby safely. After a few minutes more of reassurances by the man, the mother finally let the child drop.The football player made a breathtaking catch, and everybody cheered. At that moment the man suddenly raised the child high in the air, spiked it on the ground and yelled, “TOUCHDOWN!!”

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