Restaurant jokes October 19, 2026Joko Why didn’t the clam share his ipod? He was shellfish. Spread the loveWhy didn’t the clam share his ipod? He was shellfish.
Restaurant jokes October 21, 2026Joko An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. “This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc.” Then came the dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for the explanation. Silence. “Well?” he finally asked, “Whats this?” The waiter replied, “Its a friend of duck.”
Restaurant jokes October 21, 2026Joko A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the nights special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.”The chicken sounds good; Ill have that,” the woman says.The waiter nods. “And the vegetable?” he asks.”Oh, hell have the fish,” she replies.
