Clinton jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

Q: Whats Clinton doing to make Americans happy?A: If youve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family–youre happy.

Clinton jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillarys high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, “Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today.” She smirked and replied, “No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States.”

Clinton jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash andrushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicianshe buries them.The next day, the police come to the farm to question theman. “So you buried all the politicians?” asked the policeofficer. “Were they all dead?”The farmer answered, “Some said they werent, but youknow how politicians lie.”