Doctor and nurse jokes October 19, 2026Joko What do you call bacteria that can swim fast? Micro Phelps. Spread the loveWhat do you call bacteria that can swim fast? Micro Phelps.
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, “How is she?” The nurse replied, “Oh, shes quite dopey.” One of the friends said, “We know that, but how is she healthwise?”
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. “Step aside, lady,” he barked. “Ive taken a course in first aid.” The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. “Pardon me,” she said. “But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, Im right here.”
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?Doctor: Yes, that is true.P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure?D: Yes, that is also true.P: So, in average, I live normally.
