Firefighter jokes October 19, 2026Joko Does your girlfriend have 67 protons? I’ve heard she’s a ho. Spread the loveDoes your girlfriend have 67 protons? I’ve heard she’s a ho.
Firefighter jokes October 21, 2026Joko During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black man burst through the crowd and shouted to the women. He said that he was a professional football player and that he could catch the baby safely. After a few minutes more of reassurances by the man, the mother finally let the child drop.The football player made a breathtaking catch, and everybody cheered. At that moment the man suddenly raised the child high in the air, spiked it on the ground and yelled, “TOUCHDOWN!!”
Firefighter jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q. What does CHAOS stand for?A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Firefighter jokes October 21, 2026Joko When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the trigger to release the foam.”Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin.The instructor hinted, “Like a hand grenade, remember?”In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin — and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
