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WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you!
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A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness. After his health had deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who specialized in strange jungle diseases. The doctor gave him a complete examination and a series of tests. After receiving the results of the tests, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told the young biologists wife, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you dont do the following, your husband will surely die.” “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Dont burden him with chores, and generally do anything he asks. Dont discuss your problems with him, as it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. ” If you can do this for the next 10 months or so, I think your husband will regain his health completely. Otherwise…….well… Hell probably die”On the way home, the husband asked his wife. “What did the doctor say?” she replied. “Honey…..he says youre probably going to die.”

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