Dirty jokes October 19, 2026Joko What do you call a melted penny? Liquid assets. Spread the loveWhat do you call a melted penny? Liquid assets.
Dirty jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
Dirty jokes October 21, 2026Joko Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?”When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty!” shouted Mary, and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Mary fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked Mary, “Who is our Lord and Savior,” but Mary didnt even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary, and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Mary fell back asleep.Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one m ore time, Ill break it in half!”
Dirty jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?A: “How Come?”
