Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!
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“Waiter!” shouted the furious diner, “How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!””My apologies,” said the waiter. “Ill inform the branch manager.”
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
